Losing my connection

LOSING MY CONNECTION by Alan Zacher
to the tune of Losing My Religion
(Apologies to REM)

     Windoze is bigger
     It's bigger than Earth
     But not quite as big as
     The things that I must do now
     To upgrade all my stuff
     Oh no I need more RAM
     I set it up

     That's me in the corner
     That's me on the help line
     Losing my connection
     Trying to keep up with OS/2
     And I don't know if I can do it
     Oh no I need more RAM
     I haven't bought enough
     I thought that I heard you laughing
     I thought that I heard you Ping!
     I think I thought I saw a GPF

     Every nightmare
     Of velour vest wearing Borg, I'm
     Purchasing new hardware
     Trying to cool my CPU
     Like a Pentium that become a 286
     Oh no I need more RAM
     Resistance is futile.

     Consider this
     The OS of the century
     Consider this
     The OS that brought me
     To my knees failed
     Now all these open apps have
     Come crashing down
     Now I need more RAM
     I thought that I heard you laughing
     I thought that I heard you Ping!
     I think I thought I saw a GPF

     But that was just a dream
     I hope that was a dream...