Poem

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill,
And now they have a daughter!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
And now they have a son!

Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Both were feeling wild.
Jack got laid; Jill got paid.
Now they have a child.