Little Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys was rather curious. He had been hearing about courting from older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered and instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and catch his older sister and her boyfriend. And this he did. The following morning Johnny described everything to his mother......
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while. Then he turned off most of the lights. Next he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart. Just like a doctor would except he's not as good as a doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was sick too, because pretty soon both of them were panting and getting out of breath. His other hand must have gotten cold because he put it under her skirt. About that time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around sliding down towards the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally I found out what was making them sick. A big eel had gotten into his pants. Somehow it jumped out of his pants and stood there about 10 inches long. Honest, anyway he grabbed it in his hands to keep it from getting away.
Then sis saw it. She started calling out to God and things like that. She said it was the biggest one she had seen. I should have told her about the ones down in the river. Anyway sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back.
Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took out a muzzle from his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting her again. She lay back and spread her legs so she could get a sissor lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a good fight. Sis started groaning and squaling and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. They had killed the eel. I knew he was dead because he just hung there and some of its guts were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the battle but they went on courting. He started hugging and kigging her again. BY GOLLY!!!!!!!!!!! The eel wasn't dead !! It started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats and have nine livess or something. This time sis tried to kill it by sitting on it. After a few minutes they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the sfin and flush it down the toilet."
Johnny's mother fainted.